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Learning new, fascinating, and sometimes boring facts in school is a rather daunting task. If you really think about it, kids have to be prepared to learn new things every day and then regurgitate that information in the form of test answers. Sometimes, kids nail their tests and other times they provide answers that are wrong but worth a few points just because of the humor they bring to our lives. Here are some absolutely correct but wrong test answers that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 1. This Is The Perfect Example Of A Risk If you really want to impress your teacher this is a good way to go. This type of “risk” might not have been what the teacher was expecting but it worked. This is one of those questions we were happy to see a checkmark next to. Kudos to this teacher since they allowed one of their pupils to take an actual risk and earn credit for it. 2. Hilarious Kid Answers To Test Questions They Named Everything Like Asked This geometry lesson went sideways very quickly. Also, this kid spelled ‘Harry’ wrong and who names someone Tedison? In any case, they did name the quadrilaterals and that’s what the test question asked them to do. This won’t fly in college so enjoy it while you can kid. 3. I Used Math — Give Me An ‘A’ Please Math problems seem to deliver the funniest answers and this kid nailed their response with a simple answer, “math.” We’re big fans of letting the answer speak for itself so in our book this young child should have received an A+ just for this answer alone. 4. Technically, He Did The test question only said to expand the answer. By adding more spacing after each part of his answer this kid did exactly as instructed. Sure it’s not worth an “A” on his test, at least his teacher admitted that it was “very funny.” Kids’ minds work in some mysterious and funny ways. 5. This Kid Is Up To Something Well, whoever the parents are of this kid must be a pretty conscious couple. That or this kid has been reading a lot of books and watching plenty of documentaries. Do you think the teacher gave this student some points for effort or a big fat zero? 6. It Was Found Well teacher, there it is. That was probably the easiest question on the test. Oh wait, you mean that’s not what the question meant? Variables were never an easy concept to understand and this kid showed that you need to be specific or else you’ll get what you asked for. 7. Good One You really can’t deny that this is the right answer. Like we just said, sometimes you need to be specific. When you sign most things, it’s always at the bottom so this kid just used common sense to answer this question. Didn’t have to study for this question, the life all students want. 8. We Have An Artist On Our Hands That plant looks highly depressed to be locked away. This drawing is almost as flawless as it is simple. The most important parts are identified as “iron bars” and “no windows”. This isn’t your ordinary smart answer, this is art in the face of pressure that deserved some credit. 9. A Lesson In Manners Well, the first part of the question is correct so good job on that. The second half isn’t so pretty. Whoever is raising this child needs to give them a lesson in manners. Yes, kids can be truthful and not mean anything by it but this is a tad harsh and a bit funny. 10. After Cross Multiplying… It would appear that after you get rid of the common factors, the answer is quite simple. So simple that even a third grader could figure this out. We all know that six equals six so you can’t get any simpler than that now can you? Were points given to this student? That we do not know. 11. Sometimes Brutal Honesty Is The Best Answer This kid might not have scored any points on their test but their outlook on life is strong. We have a feeling this young child will end up living the life of a startup entrepreneur. Even if they didn’t score 100% on their test, they are destined to be a real go-getter later in life. Good job kid and we give you an A+ on this assignment. 12. I’m A Freeloader This kid didn’t mince their words. At least we know exactly where they stand on finding a job and supporting themselves. Hopefully, their attitude will change in the future and they’ll pick up a job or two. In the meantime, enjoy your free ride kid, it won’t last forever. 13. This Kid Might Need To Study Up On History A Bit Okay, so maybe on a base level this statement is true. Bernie Sanders might argue that Democratic Socialism is a better answer. In any case, this kid wasn’t exactly wrong and it would be a shame if his teacher marked them down for a rather direct answer. 14. This Teacher Received A Lesson In English If you want the children in your classroom to give a certain answer, you should really consider how you pose the question. This student made a valid point and all they received was a -7 on the question. We really hope they knew the answer but wanted to mess with their teacher’s poor grammar choice. 15. Write “Or” And Fail This Test Technically they should have written for each answer. Kids have crazy imaginations and it’s hilarious but at the end of the day, they still have to give the right answers if they want to get ahead in school. 16. This Answer Is Technically Right They almost got this answer wrong because of math but they recovered nicely and provided a completely suitable answer. Thinking about it more, can you name six different animals that live in the Arctic? We give this kid bonus points for at least giving an answer that is technically correct. 17. Well That Escalated Quickly If this kid’s path towards world domination is any indication we almost understand now why people who have attempted to rule the world failed. Maybe he should focus on building out his career, finding someone nice to settle down with and then go after world domination. Technically, his answer is correct, even if world domination at such a young age is a bit daunting. 18. “Oh Dear…” This kid might be dealing with some issues that he could use some help with. Who are we to say he isn’t right about the engineer though. All those lonely nights spent in the open ocean may have led to some urges that the engineer couldn’t deny. Nice try kid. 19. Wrong Hue If you are going to give the wrong answer why not make it Hugh Jackman. At least the teacher thought this kid gave a clever answer. We don’t know if they were given credit for their snarky answer but it deserves a round of applause in the least. Very clever indeed. 20. Not A Fan This kid thinks school is hell. We’ve got news for you kid, there are millions of people who agree with you. We’re going out on a limb here to blame the American education system for failing this kid. We predict he’ll work in middle management one day where he can make his underlings’ lives hell. 21. Is That What I Think It Is? Another right answer that likely caused this kid to lose some points on their test. On the other hand, if this was an anatomy test they might have been given full credit for their rather blatant answer. Seriously, kids really know how to give the most inappropriate answer, even if they don’t realize what they are doing all of the time. 22. A Morbid Answer – Let’s Get This Kid Some Help If you are going to die why not go out with a big helping of milk. On the one hand — NO! On the other hand, this kid has a love of milk that makes them happy and that’s some good child raising right there. But seriously kid, NO! 23. It’s Called Virginia. We Hope. This kid’s parents probably told them a family trip to Virginia was on the horizon. They are going to be sorely disappointed and surprised when they take a drive or hop on a plane to a destination other than where they thought they were about to go. 24. This Kid Has A Good Head On Their Shoulders This kid rightfully pointed out that their teacher’s test didn’t give the best examples to choose from. If the man was actually hitting the dog it would have been a completely different story. We hope this young child received extra points for their thoughtful answer. 25. Saturn Isn’t A Single Lady “Saturn was not a single lady.” That might be the most strange answer this teacher has ever had to write out for an incorrect test answer. (Not to mention, Saturn still exists…) This teacher seems a bit closed-minded to us. Carry on, kid. Credits: giveitlove.com Share this story on Facebook with your friends.