14 Hilarious Business Signs That Made Us Crack Up

Many businesses have signs outside to alert consumers about deals, special offers, or important news. Sometimes though, these businesses use these signs to make people laugh! Whether they are sharing a joke or a pun, asking an employee to show up for work, or simply gave up, we love all hilarious signs! It seems like the people who come up with words or phrases for business signs are getting more and more clever. Check out some of the funniest business signs we found around the Internet these days: Dairy Queen Let's start with this one from our favorite ice cream shop, Dairy Queen. Apparently, someone named Abby hasn't really been showing up for work. I guess when calls and texts don't work, let's hope she drives by and sees the sign? Safety First We aren't sure what this business is, but it seems that Joe was really messing everything up. Yikes. We wonder if Joe left or if Joe got fired... Another Safety Poster Safety posters are necessary in the world, but that doesn't mean the sign maker can't have a little fun! This safety posted urges you to stay off the tracks because, well, you're not a train. LEGAL Locksmith Getting new locks and keys can be kind of boring. This sign decided to add a little humor to your day if you are heading by their shop. Ice, Ice Baby Do you remember that catchy song by Vanilla Ice? Someone decided to change up the lyrics a bit to alert drivers about a really icy, dangerous patch in the road. Funny, yet effective! Read on to the NEXT page for even more hilarious signs! Use Your Blinkers One highway decided to give drivers a suggestion of their New Years Resolution. We wonder how well it worked. Or do you think people gave up on their resolution in February? Do Not Feed The Alligators You've probably seen signs telling you to not feed the alligators or other animals. But, what did someone do that they had to put up this sign? Hm... Vet's Office This veterinarian is giving us some A+ horse puns. Do you get it? Congrats! We aren't sure what this business is, but the sign sure says it all. Do you agree? Or can you spell congratulations without looking it up? Great Bar Ad So, you have to look closely to realize that it isn't actually advertising free beer. What a clever sign! We wonder if it fools anyone who comes in. Read on to the LAST page for the funniest signs! God Doesn't Have Favorites Church signs can be hilarious too! The sign guy decided to put a little humor in the sign as football season approached. 24-Hour Surveillance Many businesses now have 24-hour surveillance. Perhaps to catch criminals or theft? This place had to catch someone who kept pooping there. Gross! No Bears This Comfort Inn decided to open their doors to pets. However, no bears allowed. Too funny! How about lions? Tigers? Oh my. A Sign Of Procrastination When librarians make signs, you can only expect them to be riddled with wordplay. This one is hilarious. Which sign was your favorite? Don't you love when businesses share funny jokes or puns on their signs? If you enjoyed this article, please SHARE with a friend who could use a laugh! Check out this video for even more signs that are so dumb that they are funny:

14 Hilarious Business Signs That Will Make You Crack Up

By Lauren Novak
7 years ago

Use Your Blinkers

Do Not Feed The Alligators

Vet’s Office

Congrats!

Great Bar Ad