“Don’t be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers”.
“Stumble when you walk into a room that he’s in.”
“Go on a diet if you need to.”
“Ask your parents to disappear when you’re entertaining!”
“Don’t be a pushover when he’s trying to make a date.”
“Stow away on a battleship.” What?
“Let it be known in your office that you have a button box and will sew on bachelors’ loose buttons.”
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