Somebody Decided To Rename These Everyday Objects And The Results Are Hilariously Accurate

This hilarious Twitter account by Mark Dempsey is the funniest thing you’ll see all day. The account’s Twitter handle goes by @CorrectNames and provides new names and a fresh take on all the objects, animals, and food items we see and use every day. From a group of squids whose name is corrected to “squad,” a whale whose name has been corrected to a “panda fish,” many of the corrected names will definitely make you smile, or laugh out loud. 1. Bread Moisturizer 2. Here comes the barcode cow and it seems quite funny. 3. You call it MILK but REAL NAMES believes it to be more accurately the cereal sauce. 4. If you don’t know, the guy named it as Curvy Unicorn. 5. Raw toast and it seems pretty much right. 6. Have you ever heard of foot condom? If not, well this one is right here. 7. The combination of dog and doctor makes DOGTOR. 8. And it so true as some kids used to believe it to be a space bulb until they grew and studied science. 9. Absolutely, it should be called the young chicken instead of egg. 10. This is funny to read as land cloud and it made me burst into laughter. 11. And it makes a sense to call it raw KFC. 12. Of course, this is a human shelf where the human can put them for a rest. 13. A fountain emerging from a mountain must be a mountain fountain. 14. Begel seeds! 15. You may call it water but it sounds good to read snowman blood. 16. A Group of Squid should be called a squad 17. Duck Puppy 18. Panda Fish 19. T-Rex Deer 20. Fart Squirrel 21. Laundry Sauce Check ou this watermelon experiment gone wrong! Which one do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below. See More on MarkDempsey's: Twitter Credits: borlem.com