9.
Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch?
Husband:
4:
7:
Me: Well…
7: It really could have been any of us.
4: (licks couch)— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 21, 2016
10.
Me at 8am: "Oh, juice spill? That's ok, kids. Love you."
Me at 5pm: "If ONE MORE GODDAMN DROP OF JUICE spills, I'm burning the house down!"
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 22, 2017
11.
Times of the day my kids are the most hungry:
3. Morning.
2. Lunch.
1. 10 seconds after they've said "I'm full," and we've cleared plates.— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) April 11, 2016
12.
Most of my time as a mother has been spent in a closet, eating something I didn't want to share.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 3, 2015
13.
Just completed a study and found that 56% of my time at restaurants is spent taking my kids on field trips to the bathroom.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 11, 2017
14.
Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
15.
The universal sign of a parent's car:
Gold Fish crackers or Cheerios everywhere.— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) September 12, 2017
16.
Toddlers: I don't want to eat my dinner! It's yucky!
Also toddlers: pic.twitter.com/Z28EuRp5TJ
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 2, 2017