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Most Adults Can’t Pass This Basic Controversial Second-Grade Test. Can You?

Answer:

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A. Adverb

Because it describes how an action is done, “gently” is an adverb. Every word nerd will get a kick out of these funny grammar jokes.

How many flowers are left?

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Maggie plants three rows of flowers, with three flowers in each row. A rabbit eats two of the flowers. How many flowers are left?

A. 9

B. 7

C. 3

Answer:

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B. 7

There are two steps to this math problem. There are three rows, each with three flowers. 3 times 3 is 9. Subtracting the two flowers that the rabbit ate from the total of nine flowers gives you seven flowers.

Which word in the following sentence is not a noun?

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“Sandra has a huge pet dog that weighs more than her baby brother.”

A. Dog

B. Huge

C. Brother

Answer:

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B. Huge

A noun is a person, place, or thing. An adjective describes a noun, so “huge” is an adjective because it describes the dog.

Early multiplication and division:

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4 x 6 = 3 x ?

A. 5

B. 10

C. 8

Answer:

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C. 8

4 times 6 is 24. 24 divided by 3 is 8, so 3 x 8 is 24, the same as 4 x 6. 8 is the missing number.

Which word is the proper noun in this sentence?

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“On the day of the school concert, Amy made sure to grab her violin before she left.”

A. School

B. Amy

C. Violin

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