11. Who wants mood lighting when they have dietary restrictions?
12. I don’t know what he expected. His parents always said the dog was taking over his room when he left for college.
13. This one took over the picture frames, too!
14. Eh, Matthew’s first birthday lives on in their memories. “Ghostbusters II” on the other hand…
15. Parents always say they love their kids equally, but it’s clearly a lie.
