The 15 Worst Things For Left-Handed People

1. Only one gross lefty glove in gym class. The handsweat of a thousand lefties before you. 2. Only two pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, three lefty kids. Scrambling through the scissors to find the ones with the green rubber handles, only to see they're already all gone. 3. Ballpoint pens don't work as well because you're pushing, not pulling the ball. The ink will never flow as well for lefties, so our pens stop up more. 4. Writing in a three-ring binder. You have to do that thing where you fit your hand between the top two, then eventually have to pick it up and fit it in between the bottom two. 5. Spiral notebooks. Hurts the side of your hand. The worst are the five-subject with the extra big rings. 6. Ink all over the side of your hand. 7. Bonking elbows with a righty at the dinner table. 8. Driver's cup holder is for the right hand. So you have to hold your cup with your right hand. 9. These desks. College lecture hall desks with postage-stamp sizes desks. You have to twist your back and hold up your arm to use. 10. Measuring cups show you the stupid metric side. The cups/ounces side is for the righties. You have to do that thing where you twist your whole arm around to be able to read ounces. 11. You, old friend. 12. Made for righties. Apparently, you can get modified lefty controllers, but maybe you should just go outside. 13. The cord on the credit card machine pen is never long enough. Annoying. Annoying. I'm annoyed. 14. THIS. THE WORST. 15. For which someone invented THESE The saddest thing is that all the lefties in the BuzzFeed office now want these. The indignity. Credits: buzzfeed.com Share this story on Facebook with your friends.