Dated: 1982
It’s hard to imagine Batman on a date with a quirky-cute-slightly-troubled Charlie’s Angel. While Barrymore and Bale are both highly respected stars in show business, we just can’t imagine their personalities clicking. He’s more of the brooding, suave type, while she is awkward, eager, and slightly offbeat in a charming way. It would be like James Bond getting it in with Mary Poppins. Just plain wrong. No wonder it only lasted through one movie date.
Dated: 2002-2007
Ryan Reynolds is what is known in some circles as a “serial celebrity husband.” Yes, he is well-known in his own right, but not quite to the same extent as the two women he’s married, Scarlett Johansson, who is famous enough to be called ScarJo; and Blake Lively, who is so gorgeous that if you don’t know who she is, you must never leave your house—or go on the Internet.
Before tying the knot twice, Reynolds was actually engaged to Alanis Morissette, a great looking, talented woman, but not quite the blonde bombshell type that Reynolds seems to prefer marrying.
Dated: 2002-2011
Mila Kunis is insanely hot, talented, and in demand. If for some ridiculous reason you doubt the truth of that statement, refer to her presence on pretty much every publication’s list of Hollywood’s hottest actresses; her performances in Black Swan, Ted, and Friends With Benefits; and her upcoming roles in movies with James Franco, Clive Owen, Marion Cotillard, and Robin Williams.
Culkin, meanwhile, still looks kind of like he’s 13 and has recently been involved in hard-hitting projects like a YouTube video explaining how he transformed his apartment into a painting studio and a film shot entirely on his friend’s iPhone. These sound eerily like the things your kid brother might do when he’s bored and Home Alone (zing!).
If you heard the rumor they were engaged, we’re sure you were just waiting for the moment when she would upgrade.
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