The Playboy Mansion: You Won't Believe The Shocking Rules

Hugh Hefner has lived a life many guys would give both of their functioning testicles for, but there’s a darker side to the owner of Playboy, a side that requires young girls to do unspeakable things while dressed up as Bunnies – Easter is probably their least favorite holiday now. Here are 14 crazy rules the girls live by on a day-to-day basis. 1. Being the ‘main girlfriend’ isn’t a great job. The main girlfriend gets the same perks as the other girls but has to share a bed with a human meatloaf. 2. The girls are to be seen more than heard. When the Hefmeister is giving interviews, the girls need to be quiet probably because a man is speaking and Hef is still living in 1963. 3. They get a weekly clothing allowance. The girls get a cool $1,000 for clothes every week. Word has it though that they can’t use this money for anything else – you gotta make sure you look pretty for the guy! 4. If you’re one of Hef’s girlfriends, it’s a full-service job. You have to be up for bedroom activities whenever Hef’s managed to get his little Hef up for it. 5. The Playboy Bunny initiation involved dirty old man s*x. Hugh Hefner is an old man who has had a great deal of s*x in his life making this initiation a little creepy and probably a whole lot of awkward. 6. If you liked the nightlife being Hef’s Bunny isn’t for you. Apparently, the girls have a 9 pm curfew, your parents weren’t even that strict. 7. Activities were arranged for the girls. Although he has a bunch of girlfriends, none of them are allowed to talk to other men and their lives are organized for them. 8. There is a lot of routine at the mansion. When people get old – even if they have a harem of young women having pillow fights around them all day – they like to have routines in place and because of this, the girls are also expected to abide by a routine. 9. The Playboy Parties were a chance for the girls to let loose…sort of. Many celebrities have been invited to Hef’s exclusive parties over the years and it’s probably a pretty good opportunity for these girls to meet other rich and influential men…If they didn’t have to sit by Hef all the time that is. 10. Plastic surgery was on the house. Hef paid for whatever plastic surgery his girls were after so there were probably quite a few wrapped faces around the mansion. 11. The inside of the mansion wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. The carpets are regularly stained by the girls’ dogs and the decor hasn’t really changed in a while. It is described as “porn chic”, which is never really a good thing unless you’re actually shooting a porno, in which case, you’re probably pretty happy about it. 12. Individuality isn’t really a thing. Holly Madison is a former Playboy Bunny who stated that Hef specifically wanted the girls to be “busty blondes with bright-blonde hair.” 13. The girls can use their expensive cars only while living at the mansion. The perks of the mansion are pretty sweet, you get cars, clothes, and jewelry – as long as you stay at the mansion of course. 14. Always be prepared. Hef keeps baby oil, Kleenex tissues, and Vaseline in every room of the house because when you’re always having s*x there’s no time to go looking for lubricant and tissues. Credits: emgn Share this story on Facebook with your friends.