5. Clean your dirty piano keys safely with toothpaste. Wipe any excess off with a damp cloth and then buff gently.
6. Remove tough stains from your clothing by rubbing toothpaste into the spot before laundering like normal.
7. If someone *gasp* doesn’t use a coaster and your table gets a water ring, just rub toothpaste into the stain. Wipe it away with a damp rag.
8. If you stained your carpet, scrub it with toothpaste and a toothbrush — rinse and repeat until the blemish is gone.
