6. …or, worse, dialing 4-1-1 at a grody pay phone.
That’s why you always carried spare change.
7. Pulling pranks under some of the most unfortunate fashion trends.
Trolling your dorm mates was always IRL (In Real Life).
8. Renting movies from the off-campus video store…
Which sometimes didn’t have the movie you wanted.
9. …and rewinding the tape when the last airhead didn’t even bother.
Like, be kind, rewind, OK?
10. Waiting for the library to open so you could start your research paper…
Where else could you find microfiche machines?