7. SHE DOESN’T CARE!
She cares.
8. KEEP HER VITAMIN’D
Is your wife being moody and broody around the house? Not leaping to her feet at the opportunity to clean the kitchen? Probably vitamin deficiency.
If you’re worried you’re not cute enough, just get to work.
Kellogg’s has a very checkered, bizarre history. If you want a delightful hour’s read, look into the origins of cornflakes.
9. IT’S DARING
History has, perhaps, repaid Van Heusen for their string of extraordinarily sexist ads by turning the brand into trash.
Can you imagine what would happen if a modern clothing company included an image of a man spanking a woman in one of their ads?
Thankfully, that’s hard to imagine.
